Without donated organs, what would be left of these clowns?
We all want to live forever, even politicians, and world leaders have been overheard discussing how they’re going to use donated organs to guarantee their immortality.
But are they doing it already?
Let’s play: “Which leaders body parts are real and which are fake?”
1. Kim Jong-Un is what happens when you ask a child to build a dictator out of Minecraft blocks.
But which part of him is still real?
A. His hair;
B. His kidneys;
C. The comprehensive cult of personality that surrounds him and lends him the ordained right to rule.
2. Putin has more plastic inside of him than Barbie on a second date.
But which part of him is fake?
A. His cheeks;
B. His eyebrows;
C. The tissue of lies justifying his invasion of Ukraine and his wilful misinterpretation of over a thousand years of Russian history.
3. Trump wants you to think his blond cobwebby hair blew straight out of the pages of a Swedish fairy story.
But what’s actually fake about Trump?
A. His hair;
B. His skin;
C. Him.
4. Pauline Hanson looks like a haunted matchstick.
But what’s fake?
A. Her luscious mane of red hair;
B. Her face;
C. Her racism.
5. Anthony Albanese looks like a failed dopamine-detox.
But what’s fake about him?
A. His corrective lenses;
B. His jaw line;
C. His idealism.
6. Dan Andrews looks like a disappointed English teacher who’s just caught you smoking weed behind the bike sheds.
But which part of him has been harvested from another soul?
A. His left ear;
B. His right ear;
C. Both his ears.
