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The Medical Republic is delighted to reveal its exciting range of affordable merchandise.
TMR tie
Nothing says “professional” quite like a smart silk tie (particularly if you can’t remember the last time you washed it and it’s smeared in E. coli).
TMR plaster of Paris head
Slip on the head and look interested in everything the patient has to say, even if they’re 35 minutes into telling you how awful and boring their life is. The head comes complete with straw hole and comfortable pillow so you can always catch up on some much needed shut-eye.
TMR industrial strength lock and chain
If it all becomes too much and you just can’t face another patient, just lock yourself in with this handy industrial strength lock and chain. Proven to withstand artillery shells and the insistent tugging of malingerers.
TMR Lazarus robes
Look the part in these glamorous robes. Slip them on when you’re called out to attend a 98-year-old demented patient and the family are demanding that “something be done”. Lazarus robes come with fur lining and TMR trim.
TMR Murtagh mullet
Simply don the wig and become imbued with John Murtagh’s wisdom. The wig, reputed to have belonged to the prolific textbook writer himself, is a real game changer. You will never have to read another guideline or text book ever again!
TMR vape
Nothing says health like a smooth flavoursome vape. Ideal for opening up your airways, the vape comes in traditional, raspberry and modern asthma flavours.
TMR William Osler action figure
Bring joy to your day with the William Osler action doll. Pull his cord and hear him say “Throw away all ambition beyond that of doing the day’s work well”, “Obesity doesn’t run in your family; no one runs in your family!” and “Show me a man who accidentally sat on a lubricated toilet brush and I’ll show you a liar”.
TMR ready-made audit
These prefilled practice audits are ideal for the busy clinician. Simply rip one off the pad, sign it at the bottom and submit it to the RACGP. CPD points in the bag with this handy accessory!
If you spend over $100 in the TMR shop you’ll get two complementary tickets to the Australian Medical Museum. With interactive displays and life-size waxworks, learn how conjoined twins Danni and Kylie Minogue were separated at birth, handle Australia’s first ever speculum and admire Professor Candid’s fascinating collection of curios called “Things I’ve retrieved from inside people” (which includes an aubergine, a toilet brush and a Singer sewing machine).
