Let the Right Honourable Lord Donald J Trump solve your unbeautiful problems.
TrumpRx is rewriting the script.
That’s right, Sir President Donald Trump is bringing major savings to essential medications so that Americans everywhere can stay as beautiful as him.
In the past the same medicine made in the same factories were being sold to Americans for up to 1000% more than in any other country. But not any more!
Thanks to His Royal Highness Sir Donald Trump, price gouging is over and America will be Beautiful Again.
If you’re fat you will have access to weight loss drugs like Wegovy cheaper than ever before. The Wegovy pen will be reduced from 1349 dollars a month to just 199 dollars a month.
But that’s not all! There will be huge price savings on teeth whitening products, bronzing creams, and hair growth serum. Not to mention cut rate prices on fertility drugs.
So Americans all over America, will have the chance to look and feel as fabulous as yours truly.
God bless American sperm!
Thanks to Arch Duke Master and Commander Sir Donald Trump, beauty will be in easy reach, so that you can be easy on the eye!
This website is sponsored by a Golden eagle, who would be too fat to fly if it weren’t for cheap supplies of Wegovy.
