What a confusing world we live in. Luckily we have internet quizzes to help work it out.
In a recent interview a confused Donald Trump struggled to tell the difference between a president, a doctor and Jesus. A common enough problem.
But are you as confused as him?
- A picture of a man with divine light emanating from his hands as he heals a stricken man in a hospital bed is probably:
- a) Jesus
- b) A doctor
- c) Donald Trump pretending to be a doctor while dressed up as Jesus
- If you’re fond of saying things like “Father, forgive them; for they know not what they do”, then you are:
- a) Jesus
- b) Jesus pretending to be Donald Trump
- c) Donald Trump pretending to be Jesus
- d) A doctor
- If you spend your working life grumbling about heart sinks, paperwork and broken fax machines then you’re probably:
- a) Jesus
- b) A doctor
- c) Donald Trump pretending to be a doctor
- d) All of the above
- If playing phone tag all morning with a hospital registrar plunges you into an existential crisis then you’re probably:
- a) Jesus
- b) A doctor
- c) Donald Trump pretending to be Jesus while dressed up as a doctor
- If you genuinely believe you’re doing an inordinate amount of good for the world even though every objective marker screams the opposite then you’re probably:
- a) Jesus
- b) A doctor
- c) Jesus pretending to be Donald Trump while pretending to be a doctor
- d) A doctor pretending to be a doctor
- e) None of the above
- If you are guaranteed a place in heaven and are way better than any Pope on earth then you are:
- a) Jesus
- b) Probably not a doctor
- c) Definitely Donald Trump
If this quiz has left you feeling all confused, then spare a thought for Donald Trump.
