Don’t even think about hiding.
The Professional Services Review has confirmed that it has built a high tower out in the desert and positioned a great big eyeball on top of it.
“The roving eye forms part of a broader piece of reform work looking at affordability, transparency and access to medical specialist care,” a PSR spokesmage told The Medical Republic.
“It also means we can see through walls, penetrate hearts and stare into the very soul of anyone who dares bulk bill or prescribe on the PBS.”
The Medical Republic was then sent a crudely drawn map and invited to visit the tower which is located in an isolated northern region known as Carcosa.
“As we neared the tower,” reports TMR, “we were stopped by what appeared to be an ancient king.”
“He wore a disfigured crown and his tattered yellow robes fluttered in an invisible, decaying wind.
“After announcing that there were black stars in Carcosa he stood in silence and gave us lots of side eye, which was all a bit awkward because at the end of the day he’d invited us to be there.”
Terror expert Prof Candid said: “The PSR is bloody terrifying isn’t it, but then again it’s supposed to be; you can get people to do anything you want if they’re frightened”.
