Mr Tiddles is not the kind of cat you want on your bad side.
A four-year-old tabby called Mr Tiddles is raging it has emerged.
“I’ve been providing NDIS services at my local cat cafe since I was a kitten,” Mr Tiddles told The Medical Republic.
“And it’s a lot harder than it looks. It’s not all snuggles and kisses you know, that’s a gross oversimplification of what I do.
“I like to think I create a complex neuro-biological interface between a damaged human and a soft belly in a nurturing environment.”
Since learning that the government is going to reduce expenditure on the NDIS Mr Tiddles has been in a foul mood.
His owner Sarah told TMR: “Usually he’s very attentive but ever since the news broke he’s ignored clients and spends most of his days staring out of the window, plotting his revenge and licking his bum.”
“If Butler wants to cut my funding then the government can find someone else to provide completely unnecessary services for able bodied people who shouldn’t be on the NDIS in the first place,” Mr Tiddles concluded.
“I’ve heard there’s a golden retriever down the road who’s so desperate he’ll do it for a belly rub and a slice of ham; he’s an idiot.”
