A deep fake Professor Candid? Can it get any worse? Yes. Yes it can.
Deep fake GPs are on the dark net, it has emerged.
Professor Candid, a GP at the Tom Lehrer Medical Centre in Sydney told The Medical Republic:
“A patient winked at me and asked how my side hustle was going.
“When I asked her what she meant she directed me to a website called Dr.Fo-Sure.com.”
Professor Candid watched in disbelief as his AI clone, identical to him in every way, consulted patients in real time.
“It was definitely me, but at the same time it clearly wasn’t,” explained the Prof.
“It made me feel how the Prince formally known as Andrew must’ve felt when shown that dodgy photo.
“Anyway, I knew it definitely wasn’t me when it effortlessly drummed out 15 causes of pulmonary hypertension while my arm magically disappeared through the back of the chair.”
Thirty-eight-year-old mother of three Julie told TMR:
“I thought the deep fake consultation was great. I find it hard to get to appointments at the best of times so I paid premium rate and got to talk to Prof Candid about my neck.
“I have to admit I thought something was a bit off when he told me all about the 100 potential side effects of paracetamol and then left the consulting room followed by hundreds of Labrador pups.”
Professor Candid is concerned.
“I’m just worried they’re going to use my body to make porn,” he admitted.
“Actually, come to think of it, I’m not worried about that at all!”
