Not when you can access a divine quantum field of soul imprints instead.
The Silly Season may be officially over here at Back Page HQ, but that doesn’t mean the craziness has abated.
Far from it. In fact the holiday break, if anything, gave fresh impetus to the barking moonbat bonkers brigade to flood our inbox with a deluge of deluded dribblings in a forlorn attempt to convince a serious medical publication to take them seriously.
While there were bucketfuls of bollocks to sift through, we do think today’s offering proves to be a podium contender in the “let’s pretend science never happened” stakes.
Are you feeling a tad frazzled and burnt out even though the new work year has only just begun?
Well, someone called Mary Madeiras reckons she has just the ticket for restoring your “alignment, clarity and self-empowerment”.
Madeiras, who describes herself as a “certified advanced Akashic Records practitioner” has penned a tome titled: The Akashic Way: Living Through the Lens of the Akashic Records (a snip on Amazon at just $33.36, plus postage).
And just what might the Akashic Records be?
Why they are “a quantum divine field believed to contain an archive of every soul’s journey through time”.
These records “function like a universal quantum field where every soul leaves an imprint as it moves through lifetimes”.
Sounds amazing, and it is, according to the author.
“We can actually access our own journey — our own soul’s imprint — for every incarnation,” Madeiras says in her media release.
Through this access, “healing occurs not by bypassing pain, but by triggering a deep, soul-level remembering of why we are here”.
“When we view our life through our own Akashic lens, we experience self-empowerment in the most profound way,” she adds.
There’s oodles more of this gibberish but we imagine you’ve got the gist of it.
Your BP scribbler is unsurprisingly not especially tempted to shell out actual money to take a dive into the Akashic Records.
We might just take Roy and HG’s advice instead, and step into the Hall of Mirrors and take a good hard look at ourselves.
It probably amounts to the same thing.
Upon reflection, sending story tips to Holly@medicalrepublic.com.au can be profoundly empowering.
